Enclosed Patio Refresh

It finally got warm enough the last couple of weeks for me to tackle our screened in patio project.    The patio had really gotten out of hand the last couple of years.  It was pretty and useful as you may have seen on one of my original posts to this blog and then a big dog came into our lives.  He didn’t necessarily ruin the patio, but since it’s the only means of getting out in the yard, the mud on paws, then those paws laying on the furniture when I didn’t see him and, well, I gave up. I tossed the patio set and it sat for an entire year with nothing on it. It has always made me sad, I loved that patio.

This is how it was looking for way too long.  We had put these garage flooring plastic things down to try and cut down on some of the mud and, well, all kinds of shit that this dog was so lovingly wanting to bring into the house with him.  Well FORGET THAT.  So these pictures are when I was almost finished pulling those things up.  Look at that dirt and disgust!

Once I got it all swept and vacuumed, here it is again…

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To make a long story short because, well, who really wants to see pictures of the “stages” of cleanup….

Here’s the final result!

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We went ahead and got a wireless satellite box, so were able to put a tv out here as well. It’s turned out that we use it a lot.

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Have so enjoyed being out here. I’m working now on the backyard and all the flowers and vegetables I’ve been growing. Too fun!

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Paper Bag Flooring

  

 Yup, you read that right!   Torn up paper bags, moistended with glue and water and voila, instant flooring that looks simply amazing.

After researching things quite a bit online and finding some great tips, I decided to give it a try on the cement floors of our lake house, aka The Guinia Pig Place, since whatever new i want to try, I try it there.  So far, all of the projects have been total successes!

The paper bag flooring project was 1,000 sf.  That’s quite a bit.  What I did is tackle one room at a time each time we went up, so the project took me a lot longer than if I’d just stayed with it for a week or so.  Regardless, it’s awesome!

As I tend to “talk too much”, let me just give the steps and then I’ll elaborate on them below:

  • Brown paper purchased at Home Depot in very large rolls
  • Vacuum well and clean your flooring
  • Tear the paper in about 6-12″ pieces, using the straight edged pieces for the wall areas
  • Squish the paper
  • Get at least a gallon of Elmers Glue.  Mix it 1:2 ratio; glue to water (those I watered down more sometimes)
  • Dunk your pieces of wadded up paper in the glue mixture and wring out.
  • Place on your floor and flatten out with your hand
  • Let dry overnight
  • Stain (I used Minwax Provencial, oil based)

Let dry and then come back with many coats of Polyeurathane.  I used Minwax Polyacrylic water based
First, although you could use actual paper bags, it’s much easier to go buy a roll or two of brown paper at Home Depot ($11.99).   I used three of those suckers in the house.

So tear the paper.  And to be honest this was the part tht for me at least, was the most boring and after hours of tearing and wadding this stuff, my hands were tired!  I’d start this part as we were watching tv.

 Anyway, back to the point.  Tear the paper any way you’d like.  A lot of blogs suggested tearing them in stone like pieces, but although it was easy on some, most of the time i ended up with rectngles and squares.  You don’t notice that at all!  What i did was tear the sides of the paper, the straight sides, down the length of the paper so tht i could use the straight edges when applyig up against the walls.  I wadded them up and put them in a separate trash bag.  Then off to tearing and crinkling and tearing and wadding and…….til I thought I might lose my mind a few times.  I put all those wadded up pieces in a diffferent trash bag.

I used Elmers Glue..  I wouldn’t use any other kind.   I was able to find the gallon jugs of it for 14.99 at Ace.  Home Depot was out of it every time I needed some, but definitely check since you’re goig to be buying your paper there.  I used a 2:1 water to glue ratio, but after awhile, I stopped measuring, I just put a few “glugs” of the glue in and estimated the water I needed.    I can say tht at the end, I was slpping tht damned paper down, not paying any attention to what I had done in the beginning and it looks exactly the same as the areas that I did all the right things!

I took my piece and dunked them in a bucket of the glue mixture and then rung them out by hand.  You want it saturated, but not too dripping with glue.  Overlap your pieces about an inch or so.  Again, be random, it’s not going to show.

Let this dry overnight.  Or as long as need be.  You can tell when it’s dry.  Many blogs only had instructions for putting this over a wood subfloor, so this was new territory.  I did not seal our floors first, nothing.  I vacuumed and mopped…..a little…   This stuff went and stayed down PERFECTLY.    No doubt, you will see that leather look and it is simply amazing.

Here it is after the paper dried, before the staining.


Next what I did was stain the paper flooring.  You can leave it natural, but I wanted something a little darker.  Not to mention that when you put the stain on, it really brings out the wrinkles,  which is what makes it look like leather.   What I’d do, in order to give myself a walking path throughout the house, is glue one section, say a 10’x10′ section, let it dry, and then stain it and begin  a new section.  You can’t tell where I stopped and then started again at all.   This proect is very, very forgiving.  Ahh…my kinda project!

After the stained paper was dry, which took about 8 hours, longer than I had initially thought it would take, you can apply your polyurethane.  Now, I used an oil based stain and a water based poly.  No problem at all and was suggested by others as well.  I put 5-10 coats on.  It dries so quickly tht it doesn’t take long.  The less amount of coats was only due to needing to move on in the project.   You can always go back and reapply more.

I got a little concerned when, after applying the poly, it started to wrinkel.  Rest assured, it’ll dry smooth again.

So when it’s all said and done, this is what you are going to get.

    

Snazzing Up a Porch

I was sitting here wondering what I could post today and thought, DUH, my screened in patio.  I keep posting current projects and forget those that I did a few years back.

Our screened in porch isn’t very big, 10′ x 12′, but I wanted it to be an extension of our home.  Living here in Columbia, MO, there are so many days and evenings that are perfect for spending outdoors.

This is what I started with.  I wish I had backed up a bit to get a more broad picture, but I think you get the idea:

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We actually had the patio enclosed.  It already had a roof so it was very inexpensive to have someone come out and enclose it for us.  Took the guy less than a day and was only $700.00. 

I wanted to have sheers hanging.  Shoot, this was way before it was a popular idea, so it was challenging to find some that would be long enough.  Now?  You can find them everywhere!   I found these in Penney’s, online.  Not expensive at all and boy have they held up.  In the four years that I’ve had them, I’ve washed them twice.   If I had any inclination to sew, these would have been a breeze to make but me?  Sew?  Uh, nope!   All we did was hang them on a cheapie rod.

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I’m a bit out of order here because once I hung the curtains, I decided to stain the concrete!  I just tied them in knots so they wouldn’t get in the way.  Here’s how I stained them.

I picked out a concrete stain that I thought would be pretty neutral.  It’s funny how it looked afterward, because the differences in color weren’t intended, but I was so happy with the results. I washed the concrete floor of the patio, but to be honest, I didn’t go nutso crazy doing it.  The most important thing I feel is that you vacuum it.  Afterward, I merely rolled the stain on, after watching some YouTube videos.  Of course you need to seal it.  I was a bit concerned about it being slippery, but since we don’t have a pool in this house, it wasn’t that big of a deal.  I got some garage floor sealer, and again rolled it on.  I put three coats of that on.

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I’ve since changed out the cushions on the furniture and moved the furniture around, so here it is now!

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Pendant Light Shade from Galvanized Tub!

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Changing the pendant shades is something I like to do.  The quirkier the better!   It all started with me seeing an old rectangular bucket (for lack of a better word) in a flea market.  I didn’t think much about it at the time, but when I got home I realized “hey, I could make a shade for the pendant lights with that”!  Well damn, the thing was gone when I got back to purchase it.  I searched high and low but couldn’t find anything similar.

I started hunting for new ones.  The largest I could find, other than one that would have been way too big, was the Behrens 5.5 Galvanized Tub in Lowe’s.  $14.99.  Bingo!

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I didn’t want it to look new, but aged.  After doing a little research, the best way to give it the aged look was none other than toilet bowl cleaner!  Yup, you read that right.  You douse it with the cleaner, let it sit, rinse it off and voila’!   I actually left mine outside in the sun for a couple days.  I would have liked a little more patina, but this still looks aged.  No doubt, knowing me, I’ll take it down and try to age it a little more!

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To mount the tub into the existing lights wasn’t difficult at all.  Ideally, instead of three hanging lights, two probably would have been better, but I didn’t want to buy anything.

I took the existing “shades” off the lights and held the tub up and made marks where the holes needed to be.  I knew I needed 1″ holes by measuring the opening of the end of the light:

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The right hole that I drilled doesn’t look even in this picture, but I promise, it is.

We then put the ends of the lights through the holes and screwed the ends on that hold the shades on.  (goodness, did THAT make sense at all???)  Here’s a picture of it after I screwed the bulbs back in:

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Here’s a closer look at the new “shade”

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Faux Stone Panels made from Polystyrene, aka, Styrofoam!

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Fake stone you ask?  Well, I’m gunna give it one helluva try, that’s for sure!  Here’s my sad, pitiful story, as usual…..

The back of our lake house is, in my opinion, hideous!  Well, instead of having to describe it, I’ll just show you a picture which shows where these fake stone panels will go!

ImageIn the last year we’ve removed all the stepping stones (they were NOT helpful at all when walking down to the dock) and of course all the “stuff”, to put it nicely, cluttered about.   We did power wash that nasty white trellis, but it didn’t get as clean as I had hoped, hence this post!

I’ve been a little bored lately (I think I’m the ONLY person I know that gets so damned bored when I don’t have a project to work on) so shoot, what have I got to lose trying to make fake stones!

I started with a sheet of 3/4″ Polystyrene.  I bought it in Lowe’s for $12.99 for a 4′ x 8′ sheet.  I then got the supplies I thought I would need.

Spray paint the color I wanted my grout and stones to be, with additional colors that I could use to give it depth, a soudering iron, a heat gun (purchased at Home Depot for $10), a spray bottle and a sea sponge, although to be honest, I ended up not really using it.  Anytime I needed to blend, I found it easier to use a wet cloth.  No doubt, I had to add a bunch and actually not use some as the project progressed.

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This really is a simple project.   Bear with me (grab a cup of coffee or a glass of wine and try not to conk out!), I’ll walk you through it.

Like I said, I bought polystyrene, which is sheet insulation.  Here’s a picture of the first sheet I bought and cut in half to try out different techniques.  Afterward, I worked on them whole because I need a height of 5′ to 7′, depending on the slope of the yard.

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Either side of it will work.  Don’t forget to pull off that clear sheet that covers it.  I had a heck of a time a few times trying to find it, even using the corner, but once you do, it’ll tear right off.

I then drew out my pattern.  I just freehanded it.  I wasn’t going for a brick look,  so I just drew weird shaped stones!

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Since the soudering tool was going to melt the foam not only in depth, but about 1/4″ to 1/2″ wide, that’s what I used for my “grout”.

Be certain you don’t push down too hard with the soudering iron so you don’t go all the way through the foam.  Just let it glide as you move your hand along your lines.  You can also see that I tapped and rolled the tool to distress it.

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Next, you might want to rough up your foam so it’ll look more realistic.  I ended up getting very carried away with this part!  Too damned fun.  On some of my stones I used a wire brush, and on all of them, I used a spray bottle and my heat gun.

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  If you mist your different stones, and use the heat gun, you’ll get this look:

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If you spray the water heavier, producing larger water drops and then almost “chase” them with your heat gun, you’ll get this look:

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If you don’t use water at all, you’ll still melt the foam, but it’ll be smooth, like this:

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Now, after you have your “stones” looking the way you want them to, it’s now time to paint the grout.  I used a dark gray, but ran out, so on the last sheet, I used black and then brown.  Each of these, at the very end, I sprayed white on them, so as to give them an old look.  Plus, spraying the grout lines produces an overspray so it highlighted the stones the way I wanted.

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Now it’s time to play around with your colors.  I wanted sand/brownish, so I used gray, brown, tan and almond to get the effect I wanted.  The spray kindof does what the sponge would do.  Spraying it about two feet away makes it mist and gave it highlights, giving the illusion of depth.  Just start spraying your paint in layers.  I also sprayed black in the deeper areas that I had distressed, and then highlighted the edges of those areas.

I also used some dark yellow and highlighted certain areas.  That’s where I used a wet rag and dipped it in the yellow and then blotted it off.

Again, I ended the painting by spraying over my grout lines with white.  I like the look it gave me.

So, allll of this being said (whew, you actually made it to the end!), I installed one piece of it up at the lake.  I’ll start putting the larger pieces up tomorrow.  I’ll just attach the foam boards, after measuring and cutting them of course, and screw them using a screw and foam washer so the washer doesn’t go through the foam board.  There’s no doubt, once you squirt the water and use the heat gun, it strengthens the foam a lot.

So here’s the one piece I was able to put up today.  More pictures to come!

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Painted Drapes

Awhile ago, during one of my bored days (I seem to have a LOT of those!), I thought hmmm….maybe I’ll paint something on the bottom of the white drapes up at the lake house. 

I hope you all aren’t sick of hearing about “the lake house”.  It needs so damned much, and has become my baby, of sorts.  But there are days that I think “eh, I’m SICK of that POS Lake House!”.

Anyway, back to the point here.

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What I needed for this quick and easy project was:

Tape.  I like regular masking tape and I liked the thick width so I could actually use the tape as one of my “rows”.

Acrylic Paint.  As many colors as stripes you’d like.

Fabric Medium.  Mix this with each paint color so your fabric won’t be stiff.

I brought them home and lined them out.  The biggest worry, of course, was making certain that the stripes would be even on each panel.   I ended up not using a tape measure for fear that even a centimeter would easily show, so I used a box!  Actually, a box of blank checks.  The next I used the width of the tape.

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After I taped off my stripes, the first coat of the first color:

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Then the last stripe

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Pull off the tape and voila!

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I apologize for the quality of the above photo, I took it with my iPad and also I had the drapes bunched up while we were working on the deck, so they’re wrinkled! 

 

 

Sticks As Drawer Pulls

Who woulda thought to use plain old branches as drawer and cabinet pulls?  What a GREAT idea!   (Such a nice walk up at the lake looking for the perfect branches for the project.  The only problem I had was that it’s still a little snowy up there, so they were all wet.  Eh, not a problem, I just stuck them in front of a little floor heater we have to dry ’em out.   

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After they dried out, I lightly scraped off the bark.  Just enough so that they wouldn’t “shed” bark as they were used. 

I cut them down to the size I needed, for me 6″ or thereabout (it didn’t matter to me if some were shorter than others.  That gives it that natural look, in my opinion.) 

I wanted to try just the dried out branches and then some coated with polyurethane.  Here’s the difference:

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Without polyurethane

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Coated with Polyurethane

How I Installed the Handles

Once I cut the branches to the length I wanted them, I held them up to the drawer/cabinet.  With a very skinny pen (which I have hung on to for years knowing that it would be difficult to find another one that would fit through small holes) from inside the drawer/cabinet, I stuck my pen in the hole to mark where I need to predrill the holes for the screws.

I used a drill bit much smaller than my screws, to predrill the holes.  I didn’t use the old drawer pull screws, I needed a sharp screw so it was a chinch once I pushed the screw from the back of the drawer, through and found the predrilled hole, then screwed it in from the inside of the drawer.

I didn’t finish all of the cabinets and drawers but I will this week when I go back up and will post more pictures.

 

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Thank you to Kristi at Addicted 2 Decorating for the idea!